Fun Weekend

I had a really fun weekend with my family. It started with MFKL and i taking the boys the the Children's Museum for super hero day. We did the normal digging in the rubber dig area, playing in the water and all the normal crap but we also got to make super hero capes. The boys had a blast, Beefcake was all into putting letters and shapes on his cape and Fire Ball mainly wanted the shinny pretty things to put on his cape. He did not like one of my suggestions, but it was his cape, so i let him do it his way, lol.There were also supposed to be guys dressed up as the characters from Star Wars, but the boys were way to exhausted to stay and wait till they got there but that's ok, there is always a next time. I think MFKL was way more interested in the Star Wars guys than the kids.

After the Children's Museum we went to Edge field had a couple Ruby beers and mama got a vanilla bean cigar. The kids love to run around and explore.

Later in the day my little sister Stiff came home from college for spring break and we were all very excited. Little B decieded to come over and stay with us also! I was a very happy mama and big sister, there really is nothing better than good family! We all had such a blast. We played Doge Ball Dance Party, which is what it sounds like. We throw on some music and start to dance and be crazy while throwing plastic balls at each others faces. The boys loved this, lol. We play this a lot but its way more fun when you have crazy aunties spicing things up. We laughed so hard, so much! The kids were zombies, threw the whole weekend, man were they pooped out.

One of the things my sisters and i have always liked doing together is watching movies, usually scary ones but Little B has always hated scary movies so we didn't make her watch one plus the kids were still up so we watched Dan In Real Life. MFKL and i had seen the movie before and really liked it. MFKL always does his commentary during movies, he had us cracking up so much. There is a gal in the movie that doesn't look like Maggie Gyllenhaal but MFKL thinks she does, anyway he hates Maggie with a burning furry, and now hated the gal in Dan In Real Life because he breifly thought it was Maggie, lol. During the movie he said

"I hate this bitch to. Her and Maggie Gyllenhaal can go eat each others pussies in hell"

Oh my god i laughed so freaking hard, my husband is probably more crass than me if you can believe that, lol. His commentary is the best, especially if we both have been drinking.

Between the dodge ball dance parties and playing outside, the kids were so tired they both went to bed at 6pm all three night the aunties were here. I am still beat, those girls kept me up till all hours of the night, than i had to get up at 6 with the kids everyday because they don't ever sleep in! Overall, really great weekend, had lots of fun, ate a fuck ton of junk food, but now its time to get back to the normal routine and better eating. I think i gained more than a few pounds over the weekend, as Stiff would say, YIKES!

Druggie Whore

So last night MFKL and i got a little tipsy after the kids went to bed and was hanging out listening to music, making new playlist on spotify when he called me a "druggie whore". Yes you read that right. MFKL did not call me this because i use drugs or am a whore. He called me this because my taste in music. He said only a druggie whore would listen to music like i do. hahaha

The music i was listening to was on a new playlist i made. It has a lot of 70's music some 60's and a bunch sublime and 311. Nothing to crazy or whorish. After what seemed like a hour i finally got MFKL to explain to me what he meant.

He said if i had been old enough to be a groupie back in the 60's and 70's i would have been a druggie whore who traveled around with the band. Finally it made a little sense. I was laughing so hard listening to him try to redeem himself after calling me this! He said he hopes he didn't piss me off, and i told him he was probably right, most likely i would have been a druggie whore if i had been part of that generation...

Some of my favorite druggie whores?

Robert Redford or Mutha Fuckin' Kenny Loggins

So apparently my husband doesn't like his nick name Hot Stuff. Last night after the kids went to bed we were sitting on the couch drinking a beer a really surprisingly good beer i might add and watching a movie. We usually like to watch excellent bad movies but this one looked good. But i will get to that later.

So i was telling  Hot Stuff what the boy's names were in my blog and he thought they were pretty fitting, but hesitated to ask what his own was so after i had drank a few beers i started to get a little more sassy and asked him knowing full well that he would not like any name i picked for him.

He freaked out! hahaha. He said i could not keep calling him that, so i asked him what was a appropriate name would be for a man like him and he said " I really thought you would just call me husband. But i guess Robert Redford or something like...Mutha Fuckin' Kenny Loggins would be fitting. You know that if you keep writing about me in your blog all these women who read it will start to fall in love with me. Oh and i follow Kenny on Facebook so we could go right now and see what he's up to."

By this time is was really laughing my ass off, literally my ass was falling off the couch. After i was able to contain my laughter I told him i puked a little in my mouth at the "all the women will start to fall in love with me" comment, which i know is bitchy but i was drinking beer and well i kinda am lol. But my husband loves it. He knows i think he is awesome.

So from now on i think his new nickname to make him happy will be...MFKL for Mutha Fuckin' Kenny Loggins, per his request!

Did you really just say that?

Has your significant other ever said something to you while you were fooling around that totally just ruins it for you? In a funny way or other?

MFKL the other night topped the list (yes there is a list) of dumb/funny things he has said in bed. Now mind you some of the times we were both drinking so my interpretation and his might be different and what we said may have been intended differently.

This time however we were both cold stone sober. Also let me add before you judge me and MFKL on multiple issues...MFKL is so very smart, sometimes i don't understand why he says such idiotic things. We were fooling around the other night, we had some music going and the kids were passed the heck out, so we knew we wouldn't be interrupted which is kinda mood setting by itself and MFKL says this:

"Dude you have Awesome tits"!

Are you kidding me? Did you really just say that? Both of those things while i was laughing  uncontrollably, were running through my head. MFKL was really confused, I don't think there is a man out there that will tell you he likes it when he's fooling around with his lady and she starts laughing uncontrollably. But can you blame me? I don't think there are to many women out there who like to be called Dude especially in the same sentence as "you have nice tits".

Has anything like this ever happened to you? I'm very curious what other dumb things people say, especially in a situation like mine!