Quotes (week 3)

1. "Get your cold ass hands off me, there like ice..if you touch me I'm going to hit you!"
2. "Mama, you have a belly. But don't feel bad, its a nice belly and i really like it"
3. "Just call me old bean dick"
4. "Stop looking at me like that, or i will argue with you!"
5. "My super power is the tiger fart"
6. "How am i supposed to be a ninja when i don't have a turtle shell"
7. "Mama, come check out this poop, it huge and green"
8. "Mama, you know what boys like"-Enzo said this as we were drinking tea in our tent fort.
9. "Me and Papa made a batch of beans for dinner, so now we can have family toots"
10. " You caught how many fish grandma? I can't catch that many, it must be because you have a vagina, mama catches lots of fish to and she has a vagina"  

Weekly Quotes (week 2)

1. "Get your fingers out of my ass"
2. "Get a leg, bitch!"
3. "My butt smells like garbage"
4. "Don't call her MOM, she's my MAMA!"
5. "I wanna be a mama like you when i grow up"-remember i have boys
6. "Ouch, i hit my bonus"-I will explain this in a upcoming blog post, bonus=boner.
7. "Mama, i think i would like a bath with candles and a fancy drink, i deserve it after today"
8. "I want to watch swords of the wings"-meaning Lord of the rings
9. "I'm going to dream about the nickle arcade tonight"
10. "Great grandpa is really old...but really happy, so its ok"

Weekly quotes: #1

Top Ten Quotes Of The Week

1. "My farts sounds different when i don't have hair on my ass"
2. "I bet she has to use 2 tampons"
3. 'My penis keeps sticking to my balls"
4. "Look, i can pee like a guy, I don't even have to take my shorts off"
5. "I hate to bang and run but..."
6. "Our family has the prettiest blue eyes"
7. "Next year we are going to hide little bottles of vodka instead of eggs"
8. "I'm a ninja"
9. "If i was a fish and you were a fish, i would eat you cause your cute"
10."My nose hurts from smelling your hair to much!"

These were all said by my family and friends over the course of the week.

This show is to sexy for me

Last night my boys were so exhausted. When they get really tired they will get the giggles and laugh at anything and everything, its really fun to watch. But last night they reached the stage of being tired that comes right after the uncontrollable laughing, the one where they are little demons.

When MFKL got home i greeted him at the door, gave him a kiss and warned him of the boy's mood. They were sitting quietly  in the living room so MFKL and i decided to stay in the kitchen and have a couple of beers before the kids reliezed they hadn't terrorized us in a while.

I guess i had left the t.v. on cause Fire ball yelled from the living room.

"I can't watch this show, it's to sexy"

Laughing we went into the living room to see what he was watching. It was that show Rules of Engagement. I don't know if you have seen this show but its not to sexy, not a bad show but definitely not sexy.

The stuff that comes out of that kids mouth.