The boys were preoccupied one night so MFKL and i decided to take to opportunity to go have a mini make-out session. It didn't take but 2 minutes for the boys to realize we were not in the room with them anymore and decided to come find us. Naturally we heard the stamped all the way from the other side of the house and waited for them to come body slam us on the bed. But instead we heard them talking in the hall outside our room. The conversation went something like this...
Fire Ball: Beef cake you don't want to go in there
Beefcake: Why Fire Ball?
Fire Ball: Mama and Papa are being really gross, there having sex
Beefcake: Sex?
Me: No were not, were just kissing Fire Ball
Fire Ball: I know what your really doing, and i know what sex is.
Me: You don't know what sex is, were just kissing and kissing is not sex.
Fire Ball: (Big sigh) I know what sex is, I'm not dumb Mama
Me: Sex is a grown up word, when you get to be a little older i will explain to you what it is and you will be really grossed out! Until then i don't want you talking about it unless its a question for Mama or Papa. Ok?
Fire Ball: I'm not a kid, (walking away, leading his brother down the hall). Beefcake don't go in there...there's sex in there.
Fire Ball says some of the funniest shit! I don't think we have ever talked about sex in front of him and don't generally watch things on t.v. around the kids that have questionable material for toddlers. The boy is to smart for his own good.
I have a question for you all, when is a good time to tell your kids about sex? At least answer general questions? Fire Ball is only 3 and i think a little young to be introduced. MFKL and i are very candid and open people so when we do share I'm sure he will be disgusted especially since he thinks vagina's are really gross. But that's another blog entry in itself!
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