I recently had a male friend of mine tell me the best one i have ever heard...and it worked! We were sitting in a bar having a drink and he was talking about getting back together with his ex-girlfriend. They have been off and on for like 15 years, there last separation being something like two years. He told me they were fooling around the other night and she told him that they couldn't have sex, he asked her why and she said she physical can't...its a medical problem that the doctor doesn't think she should mess with at the moment, he then got all quite.
At this point i was very intrigued. I wanted to shout at him "so...whats her problem?" but i somehow managed to restrain myself and waited for him to finish. He said
Him:"She has a piece of skin covering her vagina."
Me: (totally shocked and fascinated)"What? You mean like a pussy flap? Have you seen it?"
I was a little embarrassed at my bevy of questions and my level of curiosity, but not enough to stop myself.
Him: "I haven't seen it, and yes it's a flap that covers everything"
Me: "The whole thing? (him nodding, me laughing) Dude, she made that up. She didn't want to have sex with you. How would she pee if the whole thing was covered up?"
Him: "Are you serious? That's not a real lady issue?
Me: "You are an idiot!"
I literally spit beer all over the bar when he told me, i couldn't believe she would make something up like that and i can't believe that he is such a moron to believe it.
Have you ever used an excuse? If so, what? I don't think there is a better one then PUSSY FLAP!
Girl! You don't pee outta your vagina! Maybe it was legitimate. Some women have hymens designed to keep out rocket artillery they're so thick. Or...he's really gullible.
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